This is Norm, Towing Manager at Bones Towing.
Lisa, who works in the office here with me found your story and I just wanted you to know that we laughed our asses off. We printed it out and showed it to your driver, Gareth who is in fact from England. He has learned to fake an American accent which sounds more like Texan. Just wanted to thank you for the story which was well written with due disregard for the facts.
Also, Gareth says you’re damn good-looking and that your photo does not do you justice. Be sure to call us if you ever need servicing (wink-wink) again.
~Norm and Lisa @ Bones Towing and Salvage

There really is a Bone’s Towing in The Quirk (I looked it up!) otherwise I thought you conjured the name based on Star Trek’s Dr. “Bones” McCoy’s famous line, “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a [balloon dirver, or anything else]!”